THE SINGLE OLDER SISTER
Everyone, including her, thought she’d be first. And yet, for the first time in their lives, her sibling has beaten her to something. She feels the tick-tock of time as her younger sister proves finding ‘Mr Right’ isn’t about how far up the career ladder you’ve clambered. She’s genuinely delighted for her sister but, right now, would swap any of her qualifications to be the one standing at the altar not standing in the pews, pipped to the post.
MOST LIKELY: To win at all costs in anything competitive, even a family Monopoly game.
THE CHEAPSKATE
This wedding guest firmly believes they’re outsmarting wedding etiquette but, in reality, sticks out like a sore, and rather selfish, sore thumb. They’re always rushing to get their rounds in while the free bar’s still in full swing and almost certain to keep a bottle of gin in their hotel room to sneak a crafty top up when the bar till is operational. Will be the one waving their glass vigorously at waiters in the hope of two or three refills during the wedding toasts.
MOST LIKELY: To suggest after-hours drinking – from your hotel room mini-bar.

Are you the single older sister that, everyone, including you, thought you'd be first? And yet, for the first time in your life, your sibling has beaten you to something?
THE PARTY ANIMAL
They’re always the last on the dance floor and can usually be found at the end of the night, on their knees, begging the DJ not to stop the Party Anthems CD from looping one more time. Once the pumping party tunes are over they will undoubtedly invite everyone back to their hotel room to continue the celebrations, regardless of what ungodly hour they have to be up in the morning.
MOST LIKELY: To be taken of advantage of by The Cheapskate.
THE LOTHARIO GROOMSMAN
Almost certainly the groom’s best mate, the bad boy who’s considered by everyone who knows him to be too unreliable to be best man. He’s never had a relationship last longer than three weeks but is never short of female attention. He’s brought some random girl as his wedding guest but barely says two words to her throughout the day – possibly because he’s too busy chasing the attention of every other female in the venue.
MOST LIKELY: To set his sights on the chief bridesmaid but wake up the morning after alone with a red hand-mark on his cheek.
THE DRUNKEN AUNTIE
Often called ‘Nora’ or ‘Agnes’, our drunken auntie sees every wedding as her chance to make family headlines. She’ll wear an unwieldy oversized dress that demolishes entire tables of expensive wine as she whisks past, desperately trying to start a conga. She’ll be the first to leave, though not of her own accord – carried out by two groomsmen as she wheels between conscious and passed-out but insists she’s good for at least one more large glass of red.
MOST LIKELY: To appear on a ‘You’ve Been Framed’ Wedding Fails Compilation.

Could you be the 'down with the kids' uncle, who is most likely to insist that the DJ plugs your iPod into the PA system so that you can educate him on why the East Anglian Hip Hop scene is a thing?
THE 'DOWN WITH THE KIDS' UNCLE
He loves classic 70s rock but pretends he totally understands the intricacies of Dubstep and Grime. He even has a Chase Status T-shirt ironed for the morning after breakfast. He’ll happily regale you with tales of how he was the first teenager in the quintessential English village of Upper Plebsworth to own a pair of authentic Adidas Sambas back in the day. He’s still got them, and wears them every Friday night when he hosts the Rappers Delight Beer Club at the community centre.
MOST LIKELY: To insist that the DJ plugs his iPod into the PA system so that he can educate him on why the East Anglian Hip Hop scene is a thing.
THE GLOBETROTTING RELATIVE
Why do people always travel from Australia for every British wedding? Just when you thought you were making a massive concession driving all the way from Essex to your cousin’s big day in Newcastle, this outbacker steals your ‘furthest travelled, biggest effort’ trophy seconds from you claiming all the wedding glory. Bride and groom have never met the globetrotting relative – they’re a distant cousin of the mother-in-law. And no-one ever sees them or hears from them again.
MOST LIKELY: To be wearing a perma-smug smile and asking for extra helpings of wedding cake.
THE MAN IN A KILT
Why? You’ve never even been to Scotland, never mind have relatives there. Why does someone always turn up in a kilt? It’s almost like the Scots have a permanent wedding party radar and dispatch a citizen to each and every occasion to keep an eye on the celebrations. The kilt-wearing wedding guest can always be found next to a line of animated bridesmaids… you know… just in the event they ask THAT question.
MOST LIKELY: To be asked 'Is it true what they say…?'

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