The blindingly obvious thing the tweeter about the credit cards doesn t really conceptualize (which is why metaphors that you can fit in 140 characters trying to get a laugh are usually pretty fucking dumb)..
You can get a new credit card in about 5 minutes when it gets hacked,
Jimmy Choo For Less.
You can t take back pictures that get out there,
Tory Burch Flat Sale. Ever,
Kate Spade Wallet.
So, if you have even part of a brain and you want to make nudies for your dude, maybe use a fucking CAMERA and not a PHONE. Then don t put those pictures on the goddamn internet for everyone to find if they put out some effort. It s really really easy.
Ain t anything wrong with taking some hot pics and sharing them with your guy. It s just pretty fucking dumb to do it with a device that is constantly talking to other things behind your back on the internet. Common sense people. At least if all you re doing is giving them to one person, you can blame that guy when they get out there after you break up. Which they will. Because dudes are horrible and do that and want everyone to know what they were banging after it s over.