The UK on the other hand was represented by… Electro Velvet. Whether Electro Velvet had even released a single seemed doubtful. They were Butlins fare – in the 1980s.
Watching them was excruciating,
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There was one good thing about Electro Velvet representing the UK in Eurovision: it meant they were in Vienna and can be prohibited from re-entry – permanently.
Australia had never appeared in the contest before (not unsurprisingly) but still had the good sense to pick Guy Sebastian, who knew what he was doing
You could imagine the European equivalents of Graham Norton doing their version of the Norwegian football commentator in 1981 who mocked England’s humiliation,
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http://www.jocko.dk/search.php?arkiv, One Direction... Your boys took one hell of a beating!’
Norton said that Electro Velvet’s number was ‘very Eurovision’ – a meaningless phrase at the best of times,
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Belgium’s was interesting,
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Belgium’s was interesting,
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‘Golden Boy’ by the Israeli Justin Timberlake was good enough to be a hit and Estonia’s famous songwriter was a moody dude with a touch of Chris Isaak about him who discovered his co-singer on YouTube. All things that were clearly beyond the UK.
Less appealing and more derivative were: a Latvian Bjork,
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